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Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44960) - you deserved it (6398)

On 05/23/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by partygirlxxx - United States (Kentucky)

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