Miscellaneous: Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones....

By Char-azard - 17/05/2016 09:03 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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So clever. Wow.

By Tree - 02/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

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Sneaky wank

By Anonymous - 06/09/2023 08:00 - France - Paris

Today, my dad came to my room to tell me he’s going to take a nap and didn't want to be disturbed. About 5 minutes later, my speaker started broadcasting the moaning voice of a woman clearly having sex. He's never borrowing my Bluetooth speaker ever again. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML

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My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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l_ 19

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:48

I don't think he understands the purpose of noise-cancelling headphones.

zefronke8 25

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:34

Oh...oh god

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zefronke8 25

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:34

Oh...oh god

trevorr_16 25

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:38

Isn't that just amazing?

gijojo_fml 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:39

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

gijojo_fml 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:42

Really how is this a down vote

dietcoke09 25

Wednesday 18 May 2016 5:38

It seems like you're including a personal experience in that comment..

Martinv9 7

Wednesday 18 May 2016 23:10

sophzxc 15

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:42

I am so disturbed by the image implanted in my head by your vivid FML. I need brain bleach.

TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:45

He does realise noise cancelling only blocks out outside side not internal sound. They have headphones just for that too.

l_ 19

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:48

I don't think he understands the purpose of noise-cancelling headphones.

renrioku 15

Wednesday 18 May 2016 5:05

I am sure he does, I don't think OP understands the purpose of them. Could be that neither of them do.

WhiteMagickz 16

Wednesday 18 May 2016 21:47

How does OP not understand the purpose of them?

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 18 May 2016 2:51

I should hope they're loud enough to let others know they need to back off! Can you imagine having to return noise canceling headphones because people aren't able to hear the **** you watch?! That would be humiliating!