Miscellaneous: Today, I met my host family for study abroad. I meant to tell... - FML

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By larathedemondog - 01/05/2016 19:57 - Spain - A Coru?a

Today, I met my host family for study abroad. I meant to tell them that I've always wanted a sister and that I was excited that they had an 11 year old daughter. Turns out, I accidentally used the word for sexually aroused rather than excited. I can hear them arguing about me in the other room. FML

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pheizer01 10

Monday 2 May 2016 13:25

How does one....

beautifulmymy_fml 23

Monday 2 May 2016 14:02

Dang FYL. I can see how you did that if it was in Spanish.

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pheizer01 10

Monday 2 May 2016 13:25

How does one....

beautifulmymy_fml 23

Monday 2 May 2016 14:02

Dang FYL. I can see how you did that if it was in Spanish.

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