Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

by Anonymous / 02/20/2016 at 9:19am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • I'm sorry, OP. I know not having a good relationship with your father is both difficult and frustrating. However, considering your birth certificate is a necessary and important document, I'd hide it from him yourself the first chance you get. You'll need it in the future, and you're fucked if he ruins it

    #4 - On 02/21/2016 at 1:22am by nzhx

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  • My dad would just say something along the lines of, "Your birth is the reason I drink anyway" to justify it.

    #7 - On 02/21/2016 at 1:24am by Tamandua

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