By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
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LeavenSilva 27

Did you say yes? I mean, after the mariachi band carried you to the hospital of course

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lexiieeex3 32

It's not your fault OP, it's not easy to be put on the spot like that. I hope all is well and he understood. PS- Am I the only one who pictured a super gay man singing his way through a proposal with a full accompaniment or...

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LeavenSilva 27

Did you say yes? I mean, after the mariachi band carried you to the hospital of course

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andits 21

Something a little extra to always make the big moments a little more memorable.

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lexiieeex3 32

It's not your fault OP, it's not easy to be put on the spot like that. I hope all is well and he understood. PS- Am I the only one who pictured a super gay man singing his way through a proposal with a full accompaniment or...

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lexiieeex3 32

And yes, I realize OP is a girl, I just read flamboyant and immediately thought of Cam from Modern Family.

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Mauskau 35

You're not the only one who imagined Cam!

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

#4....I was actually picturing Steve Martin in the Three Amigos! ***If you haven't seen that movie, you really should....classic***

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kellyem2 20

I didn't, but I'm so glad you put that image in my head.

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JustinJK 21

As a flamboyant man, if I were to propose, there would be glitter confetti, a flash mob, fireworks, a parade float, etc and it would probably happen outside a Nordstrom or pottery barn.

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beeferjay 34

wait, they have Mexican food in the UK? I wonder how good it is

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chinaski7628 32

The stuff I've had there isn't very good (but I was born and raised in San Diego, so I'm snobby about my Mexican food). I don't even think LA has good Mexican food. Indian food in the UK is usually amazing, though.

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Mauskau 35

We don't actually have that many Mexican people here so the food is usually fairly rubbish or run by people that are definitely not Mexican. Our version of Mexican food is a plate of nachos with salsa.

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beeferjay 34

I bet I could make a killing if I moved across the pond

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Mauskau 35

Might be more useful than those currently on their way...

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outfielder55 17

Yea that's because the UK used to own India...

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TheAspieDork 27

Probably tastes something like "Mexican" food in, say, Pennsylvania. In other words, very little spice or remotely Mexican influence, and more local tastes.

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nishimehta 21

i think she is asking just bc there was a fml couple of hours ago where the bf proposed to his girlfrnd but she slapped him.

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mimies18 13

I mean.... if he didn't know you well enough to know you'd have a panic attack over a big gesture.... fyl and his

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writergirl1029 17

Panic attacks are funny like that. She probably didn't know it was a possibility either.

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