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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68453) - you deserved it (6674)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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