Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
jussjess 0
Look, sweetheart, here's the deal. I weigh more than you and my boyfriend loves my body. But it wouldn't really matter if he didn't, because it's not his body. It's mine. That being said, read everyone's comments and consider what they've said, then make a choice based on what your comfortable with. Hopefully, that intails leaving this guy behind for someone better who can appreicate all 130 pounds of you. :)
FML102938 8
Hey if you're 130 there's no way you're overweight. I'm anorexic and I weigh 130. I'm a teenage guy
LilHitla 15
She can be overweight based one how big she is, if she's short she's probably overweight
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
ManlyDunsparce 3
Indeed it is, you actually weigh more than 130. Enjoy your cake!
nah_fml 0
yea, forget him.. theres someone much better out there for you.. :)
fml147 0
awee =[ hes a jerk!
pinaypie 0
wow. HE should've been the one sitting down on that chair! Then when it breaks tell him, "so who's the fat ass now?" lol
npk88 0
Definitely don't read into the asshole's "overweight" comment...130 lbs is NOT overweight.
ibFOOL 0
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Well, 100 lbs for your first 5 feet, and another 5 lbs for every extra inch... If she were 5'7" or more, shes okay. But if she's 5'1"... well...
zoosteful 0
yeah, 202. stop acting like a smart ass because you aren't. REMEMBER: muscle weighs more than fat. she could be very muscular. or she could have bigger bones. it really just depends on the body type and the genes.
staymintyfresh 13
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I'm pretty sure she's fat.
jrwill 0
Well if the chair broke… she probably is. I am 59 and weight 130 on a bad day.
thedoenut 5
240 what the hell does that mean
gennyv 29
I think she meant to say she is five feet nine inches. Honestly with this FML though, she probably isn't fat, but there still is the possibility that she is really short and has no muscle. If I weighed 130 pounds I would be obese because I'm only 4'10".
angeldown 0
Aw no FML, FTG (F That Guy) That chair was ready to go :P If it can't support 130 it ready to become kindling. Find a guy with a soul!
daniellap 0
you're DEFINITELY better off without him!! I hope that somehow in the next 10 years he gains 40 lbs and feels fat! he'd deserve that lol!
lifetothefullest 0
i cant believe him... but the chair was old so it could have been me... [ i weigh 115 ]
alex_vik 1
Looks like that chair agreed with your ex. And you never said your height, 130 would be anorexic for someone my height, yet it would be pretty big if you were 5'0"-5'3"
Pebblesbnl13 0
So not true! Im 5'1 &.120, & im not over weight at all. 130 is not.overweight. So if you think it is why dont you just go have a little bromance with her ex. You guys sound perfect fot eachother.
Sinsation 7
Agreed. It depends on bone mass, too.