Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 08/19/2015 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.

    #1 - On 08/19/2015 at 2:27pm by _kyleG_

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  • Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.

    #4 - On 08/19/2015 at 2:29pm by tygerarmy

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