By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.

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tygerarmy 35

Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.

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jerome74 1

you have two options, 1: dump him or 2: lose weight. it depends on how you feel about yourself.

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Daelynn_17 19

Or she could do both and consider it an upgrade on both ends

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bonermonkey 31

how is the bf not at fault? if he has a problem with her weight that is his problem, not hers...

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iwadasn 32

No, this is why people shouldn't be judgmental dicks to their significant others.

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marcranger 28

Or this is why people (OP's boyfriend) shouldn't be fatheaded.

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cheesy_wotsit 20

Lose some weight - he knows where the door is!

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Arcanel 18

Okay mama first thing ima say is he is still with you. Now idk the specifics like how young you are what weight you were when you first started dating etc. If he is still with you after you gained weight he is obviously still very into you and maybe he did that as a kind of message to try and get you to lose weight? Maybe he doesn't want to make you feel bad by asking you. Talk to him, find out how he feels and see if there is something that can be done. Maybe you both go on a diet and work out together I hear it's a good bonding experience. Stay beautiful

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sstahpp 33

This is too adorable to take seriously!!!

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buckstop1 37

It's about time someone said this. I thought I was the only one thinking along these lines.

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iwadasn 32

There's no evidence that she's bothered by her weight, just that her boyfriend is. If she does choose to lose weight, it should be because she wants to, not because her boyfriend shames her into it.

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Redgy22 26

You're so very wise, Doctor Oh, I'm sorry, you're not a doctor? You have no education to base your opinion on? Then quit being ignorant & judgemental.

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Jazmine99 1

Tbh he probably did it so you didn't get embarrassed or awkwardness when someone says 'ohh she's not pregnant', talk to him OP

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lvg_fml 10

Wow so many very judgmental people on here.

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Redgy22 26

Don't forget ignorant. It seems a lot of the stupidity is from underage children who don't know anything about real life or relationships or just really shallow, immature a-holes.

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PsychicBulwark 4

You're one to talk. You don't know the difference between "you're" and "your", and you seem to think that doctors are all knowing all sympathetic people. Most of the ones I work with are pretty upset about the fat epidemic. And they don't encourage people to say "everything is beautiful", because being overweight literally kills.

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