Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

by Anonymos_fmler / 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

    #3 - On 10/21/2014 at 6:25am by daydreamer244

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  • Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

    #2 - On 10/21/2014 at 6:24am by Meowdisen

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