Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?
#1 - On 09/01/2014 at 1:56am by Marie54321
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I bet you tasted just as good
#2 - On 09/01/2014 at 1:56am by CJB3228
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