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Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML

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On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

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I'm actually kind of surprised it's ONLY nine.

#3 - On 08/26/2014 at 5:06pm by Nederlander95

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This reminds me of Karen from Mean Girls

#1 - On 08/26/2014 at 5:06pm by mz135

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