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Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35824) - you deserved it (2917)

On 08/22/2014 at 4:26pm - misc - by leastitwasntsurpriseanal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Best. Username. Ever.

#2 - On 08/22/2014 at 11:25pm by Dunmerdude

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I wouldn't put "mom" "scream" and "sex" in the same sentence. I have been scarred too many times...

#5 - On 08/22/2014 at 11:27pm by mangasempai

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