Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML
I agree, your life sucks (39428) - you deserved it (7295)
On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a…
drunk under 18 teenager also deserved itToday, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm…
That's what he was hoping for.
#2 - On 08/21/2014 at 5:07pm by rhysfucker
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He was probably a drunk asshole. That sucks OP
#1 - On 08/21/2014 at 5:07pm by mkstar13
+213 | 12
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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