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Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

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On 08/16/2014 at 8:10am - misc - by Jenn (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Do the same to them whenever they want your side of the rent.

#1 - On 08/16/2014 at 1:27pm by headofmedusa

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.....Maybe it's time to consider getting new roommates??

#3 - On 08/16/2014 at 1:29pm by popprock

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