By why me? / Saturday 6 September 2014 04:25 / United States - Tulsa
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Why does this remind me of the time majin boo screamed to open a portal through the hyperbolic time chamber

By  itstrishabtw  |  13

at least we all now know who's gonna be good with deep throating


Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

By StatusSearch - / Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36 / United States

Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.

By countryb_cth - / Saturday 14 May 2016 20:57 / Canada - Consort
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