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Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47454) - you deserved it (3012)

On 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

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Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch

#1 - On 08/10/2014 at 2:40pm by FrozenMusic

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report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.

#3 - On 08/10/2014 at 2:40pm by ireply_wlyrics

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