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Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML
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That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.
Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015