By SofaKingPretty - 26/07/2014 23:40 - United States - Pasadena

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML
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SofaKingPretty tells us more.

SofaKingPretty 13

I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.

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Top comments

Welshite 39

That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.

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friedpwnadge 25

Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.

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Comments

lina21 12

Always sit on the inside seat OP, where they would literally have to ask you to move over or go over you to sit by you, and wear headphones

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thedukutree123 24

In the northeast we all sit far away form each other and never talk to others while waiting in line because we think everyone is a killer

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JazNim17 18

Really? In the Southeast everyone chats with everyone and we wonder what's wrong with the quiet ones.

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shidy 4

Oh my days! What a desperate, creep! Did you scream your lungs out? He wouldn't find you so quiet then!

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redstone7693 29

Are you a boy or girl? Because that changes everything

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xoteeshaox 22

creepy man is still creepy, gender doesn't matter

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Nthabz 8

I feel like there's more to that story. And then what happened.....???

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Ninja_Plumber 9

Run. Run far, and when you think you've run far enough, keep running.

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East1986 4

lmao someone should talk to that guy about personal space

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Dozer1988 14

You should have responded, "I'm plotting a murder."

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shinikageWolf 15

If he's hot go with it and get some feels. If he's not, talk his ear off until he goes away. If that doesn't work, punch him in the nuts and exit the bus.

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