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Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That's kinda funny. You should have said it was you though, then slapped the lady for slapping her kid.

#2 - On 07/19/2014 at 5:47pm by people_annoy_me

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Sucks to be the kid!!!

#1 - On 07/19/2014 at 5:47pm by chris4u2nv5

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