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Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Did she offer to help you get clean at least? It's possible she was having a terrible day and accidentally aimed her anger at you.
Quick! Buy a lottery ticket. I've heard that's good luck.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014