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Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40107) - you deserved it (6465)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by Unknown - United States

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he croaked?

#2 - On 06/30/2014 at 6:39am by superjewguy

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There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now -

Ribbit up.

#11 - On 06/30/2014 at 6:58am by DocBastard

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