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Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39358) - you deserved it (4174)

On 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Like the dog would've understood... Still though, many people attach human-level emotions to pets, me included

#2 - On 06/30/2014 at 3:54am by Teddzz

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Not even a lick of affection four your sister

#3 - On 06/30/2014 at 3:55am by CrikOgresmasher

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