Furry family

By crazy dog lady - 02/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML

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Dogs > Landlords

By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 13:58

Today, our landlord has begun eviction proceedings because he’s received over 100 complaints about our dog, who barks constantly, and who my wife has stubbornly refused to get rid of. My wife has basically forced us to choose between that fucking mutt and being homeless. FML

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Good boy

By hypocrites!! - 30/08/2023 10:00

Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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Get that pup out of there!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend is so stubborn, she refuses to admit she hates the dog she insisted she had to have 6 months ago. I also hate dogs, so I told her everything dog-related was her problem, especially the pee/poop. Everyone knows she hates the dog but she still refuses to rehome it. FML

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By TCRII - 13/06/2018 15:52

Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig, 3 goats, 2 horses and 54 chickens. FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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Alexa, play "Meat Is Murder" by The Smiths

By meat is meat - 07/10/2019 02:07

Today, my girlfriend went on yet another long-winded rant about how dogs are family and should be treated as such, whilst stuffing her face with ribs. I asked her what the difference was between a dog and the pile of pig parts on her plate. Her only response was to call me a monster and dump me. FML

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Brightside86 30

Monday 2 November 2020 16:56

That kind of emotional manipulation is cringe worthy.

benjamn 24

Monday 2 November 2020 18:11

I love dogs but, run. Run fast! Nobody needs that kind of manipulation.

Comments

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 30 October 2020 22:19

They are now.

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 3 November 2020 1:17

no, no they're not. him and his girlfriend aren't even family yet. plus who in their right mind would get themselves evicted for dogs that aren't theirs?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 November 2020 14:26

Bitches be crazy! If you really loved her, you'd have bought a house with a big yard for "your family."

xxlk4xx 6

Monday 2 November 2020 16:17

I would have said no too! I'm not a fan of even one dog let alone 5 lol

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 November 2020 16:50

Nope. Wrong answer. Yes, 5 is too many dogs, but zero is too few. The correct answer is 2 -- the optimal number of dogs is 2. Thanks for playing.

Brightside86 30

Monday 2 November 2020 16:56

That kind of emotional manipulation is cringe worthy.

benjamn 24

Monday 2 November 2020 18:11

I love dogs but, run. Run fast! Nobody needs that kind of manipulation.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Monday 2 November 2020 20:08

Run. Run fast, run far. The fact that she couldn't figure out that she would evicted if she got 5 dogs is a big red light.

Yummi_913 18

Monday 2 November 2020 20:54

She's immature on SO MANY levels wtf.

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 2 November 2020 23:53

No. Just no.

DoctorPALO 14

Tuesday 3 November 2020 0:14

Did you not know about 5 dogs? She most definitely deserves it. Where does she think you'll all live if you get evicted, too? Does she have parents or siblings who could take some of the dogs? I appreciate it if they are rescue dogs, but part of being a responsible pet owner is having adequate living arrangements.