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Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21152) - you deserved it (37852)

On 06/05/2014 at 6:23pm - misc - by charitableidiot (man) - United States (Oregon)

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That's crazy talk...

#2 - On 06/06/2014 at 2:59am by lonelyfreak

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Ouch. Hopefully they weren't too mad

#1 - On 06/06/2014 at 2:58am by icnburbbygrl

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