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Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44610) - you deserved it (4194)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

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Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..

#1 - On 06/03/2014 at 7:34pm by xSalashawty

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Well, time to start burning some sage.

#2 - On 06/03/2014 at 7:35pm by NotGabe

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