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Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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On 05/04/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

#1 - On 05/05/2014 at 2:47am by noobsatin

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awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

#2 - On 05/05/2014 at 2:48am by daisylokes

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