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Today, I read that egg whites make a good hair treatment. Everything was going fine until, without thinking, I turned the hot water on to wash it out. I'm still picking the cooked egg out of my hair. FML

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On 05/03/2014 at 12:57am - misc - by EggHead - Canada (Ontario)

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Get a few noodles in there and have yourself a lunch!

#2 - On 05/03/2014 at 8:55am by MelTheGreat

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I can honestly see myself making this same mistake, so I guess I can't judge.

#3 - On 05/03/2014 at 8:56am by lemontreee

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