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Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML
Why not just switch seat, or stand up? Can't be that hard if he was so bad.
"Nuttier than Ron Jeremy's nut sack." Best analogy ever!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015