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Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35275) - you deserved it (4953)

On 04/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by fuckingfloridahowihatethee (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Why not just switch seat, or stand up? Can't be that hard if he was so bad.

#1 - On 04/26/2014 at 8:09pm by pureportedpear

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"Nuttier than Ron Jeremy's nut sack." Best analogy ever!

#4 - On 04/26/2014 at 8:12pm by rbalboa76

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