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Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

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You guys should get to know eachother:)

#1 - On 04/19/2014 at 1:56pm by wastedpenguin

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If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.

#3 - On 04/19/2014 at 1:57pm by jigglypuff34

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