By toilet_trouble - 19/04/2014 07:44 - United States

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
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toilet_trouble 5

Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!

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jigglypuff34 16

If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.

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TADspace 30

At least you know he'll hear you in the event you run out of TP.

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sam_1221 13

i feel you, i live in an apt too. So nice to know when my upstairs neighbor takes a shower or flushes the toilet thankfully i usually cant hear anymore than that. My favorite has to be when it sounds like they are bowling with furniture at about 1AM

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an3ph 20

Did we just become BEST FRIENDS?!

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poisongirl708 11

Hahaha talk about a battle shit game

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peggscott 14

I had that problem when I stayed in dorms... After a while it turned into a competition to see who's took the most flushes...

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