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Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38168) - you deserved it (6612)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:24am - misc - by heycutie - United States (Michigan)

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I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.

#4 - On 04/15/2014 at 8:01am by nix1993

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slap her back

victory

#3 - On 04/15/2014 at 8:01am by marcela_darocha

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