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Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML
If your city's parade and drinking celebrations were anything like mine - you definitely weren't the only one that pissed your pants
Just blame it on being drunk! St patricks day eh!
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Monday 30 November 2015