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Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML


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On 03/17/2014 at 5:48pm - misc - by Bandking (man) - United States (Ohio)

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If your city's parade and drinking celebrations were anything like mine - you definitely weren't the only one that pissed your pants

#4 - On 03/18/2014 at 3:08am by wildcats909

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Just blame it on being drunk! St patricks day eh!

#1 - On 03/18/2014 at 3:02am by bjhhjh

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