Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
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Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Freakshow
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Go vegan
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heart hippy in the restroom for using paper towels. Apparently I'm a "tree-hating, paper-wasting bitch". I had a nosebleed. FML
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JoshuahColins 19
Maybe he's just more of a cobblestone kind of guy.
jddrinker 6
You deserve it for living with a hippie. Next time just punch him in the face.
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JoshuahColins 19
Maybe he's just more of a cobblestone kind of guy.
DarksideDoll 31
Just tell your roommate for every tree you cut down, you'll plant 2 (or more) saplings!
badluckalex 23
nahhh. op deserves it for playing minecraft. that game is terrible
asnakelovinbabe 16
Please tell me what's so terrible about it. I'm anxious to hear. Because from a non-biased standpoint it's a pretty well-made game that does exactly what it was designed to do.
Selvyys 4
Sometimes you don't get saplings from cutting down a tree. ;P
Drianor 4
erm, well#26, I don't really enjoy the game, I mean the fact that you have no limits and u are free to do whatever you imagine of it's amazing, but I didin't really enjoy myself playing it, so it's really a matter of personal perspective
greekk 21
there is goals.. try make it to the end and fight the Dragon.. there is goals, but it gives you more things to do but aim to defeat the boss, which makes it amazing.
asnakelovinbabe 16
49, what I am saying is that, whether or not you personally don't enjoy a game doesn't matter... That isn't what makes it a terrible game.
abnormalbird 11
Animals-nature humans-not nature. Hippie logic
DatPiggahDoe 10
Your goals are what you want them to be. You can do whatever you want, that's the beauty of Minecraft.
jddrinker 6
You deserve it for living with a hippie. Next time just punch him in the face.
JACKxRAWR 22
Do what men have been doing for thousands of years and PUNCH THE HIPPIE!
Meettitan 14
"You punch 'da trees to get 'da wood. You get 'da wood to make 'da cabin."
Beansforbill 14
Why the **** does he deserve it? Have you never heard of random roommate selection?
jddrinker 6
I would refuse to live with a hippie.
inner_peace 19
What's the obsession with that game?
WhatsOpTic 11
Uh its amazing? You think it isn't and then you play it and you love it. I used to think it was dumb then I played it and really like it
inner_peace 19
I've played it off and on for 6 months. it sucked.
SrgntSprnkls77 15
it used to be awesome, but since Notch (creator) has given the lead seat to a diferent guy so he can work on another game, it has taken a turn to the worst.
ironichalibut 24
It's like having a giant virtual box of Legos, and you have all the cool Legos, like the ones with spinny-parts :)
LeaAnne94 17
I thought the same thing, now I'm addicted to it.
skipper2009 18
Nothing, nothing is great about it. Waste of time and money.
TheKittiesTitays 8
I have been wondering that for so long
thesinginguy 18
How the hell has it took a turn for the worst? Is improving the game's performance and adding a lot of awesome new stuff all the time a bad thing? Dinnerbone and Jeb and the other mojang guys have improved it so much, because they serve to all the different communities of the game, the survivors, the adventurers, the red stoners, the map makers, the builders, and they are even serving to the modding community by adding new modding API. They are actually able to listen to our feedback and know what we want out of the game. So tell me, how is all that a turn for the worst?
thesinginguy 18
You are probably just playing the single player and creative side to it. Find a nice server to play on, it's much better with friends.
doodlebear0414 6
I agree I think its stupid.... every single ******* thing is square!!!!!
jixiekat 14
I used to think the only people that played it were nerds, but now I love it :D best game ever
scooterdude720 19
Lol I love how nobody is talking about the hippie overreacting and everyone is arguing about Minecraft. Next thing you know, someone is gonna try to advertise their server on here XD
Coeliacchic93 21
#56 I thought the same! my boyfriend introduced me to it and I was 'thats nice sweetheart' now I absolutely LOVE the game. The possibilities are endless! we started playing on a good server and it's so much better playing with other people!
ironichalibut 24
@51 diamonds, coal and bread (most food) come to mid as non-square objects. But I have to concede, that the square water is odd..
chickenman12312 12
They are cubes. Not squares. The graphics makes it fun. Like you are in a box of Legos. If you don't like it, shut up and then stop being a whiny prick.
joesaysfitall 8
you live with a moron, tell him to stop doing acid and grow up op
TheCrispyCat 20
So just because he is a "hippy" he is automatically a drug addict?
pita1331 7
Yes i agree with #22, just because the person is a hippie doesn't automatically make them a drug addict. You'd be surprised at all the well put together people that are in fact drug addicts.
Drianor 4
altough I agree #32, if the respective person throws this kind of fits just for chopping a tree in a virtual environment then he is either high or severely stupid.
hexo21 13
I don't know op was it the roomates tree if so don't mess up other peoles plant life
laden_swallow09 34
Read it again. The whole thing,
paigexox0 37
You okay, 5?
nettrol 19
#5 You're an idiot!
hexo21 13
I understand that its in minecraft thats what i meant
fireballftw1123 5
you can own a tree in minecraft pricks. he could have planted a tree and told him not to chop it down.
immunetoinsanity 23
Did you forget to yell timber??
pbnjrox 10
Its going down, Im yelling timber
davidislost 11
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immunetoinsanity 23
Yeah, I wasn't referring to the song.
Sandsh8rk 36
Doesn't he know that trees can regrow in a day In minecraft?
warsun 27
By the sounds of it, nope
Coeliacchic93 21
use bonemeal, it will grow in a few seconds!
JBChristian 47
Less than a second actually, pretty much instantaneously.
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Your pic is perfect for the comment
Gamera_fml 14
Not instantly, 77. It actually takes like 5 minecraft days. It does take a few seconds with bone meal though.
R3C0V3RY101 10
You punch the tree to get the wood, you get the wood to build a cabin.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Lmfao!!! I loved that South Park episode "there is no point to this game you're just building s*** and trying to break down s*** that someone else has built"
SuperCollider 5
"Now that you have a workbench, you're going to have to do something about all those ******* SHEEP!" In TSOT there's a message board with reference to a bunch of episodes, and one says 'call this number to learn how to tame a horse in Minecraft' XDDD the game is just hysterical
Verst 16
I don't mind when people think differently then me, but that's bullshit.
breakinlegs 19
Plant a bean stalk in his room and send his ass flying!
boggleelggob 2
that makes no ******* sense