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Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So far, she has paced outside my door, randomly comes into my room, and I woke up this morning to find a bible on my bed. I now look forward to going to work every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34214) - you deserved it (3230)

On 03/03/2014 at 1:12am - misc - by get me out of this house! (woman) - United States

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Might want to invest in locks.

#2 - On 03/03/2014 at 6:27am by Meraki

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At least this is good for YOUR career

#1 - On 03/03/2014 at 6:27am by falconjade

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