Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I tried to compliment a coworker on her new haircut, saying, “Wow, it makes you look so much younger!” She raised an eyebrow and replied, “You mean I looked old before?” My brain short-circuited and I followed up with, “No, no, you just… looked older.” Everyone within earshot laughed while I wanted to crawl under the desk. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
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lotr4 18
Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes
jcurry25 6
The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness
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Comments (85)
jnanderson 16
That's not very nice
ChenEighty 20
I, for one, thought it was a great compliment!
jojimugo 20
Ohh I get it #27, If you make someone feel self conscious and insecure especially someone you haven't seen in a long time, that qualifies as a compliment
ChenEighty 20
42, the concept of Sarcasm is lost on you, isn't it?
jojimugo 20
Judging from my vote downs ..... I guess so
lotr4 18
Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes
stevothedevo 25
Some should get foot in ass
yeti37 16
Your cutting wit got you in trouble.
jnanderson 16
It was quite a hairy situation
vipirius 18
It was a *** situation puns should be banned.
Black_Knight80 13
whats wrong with you?
BubbleGrunge 18
You couldn't help it, OP? I suggest you work on your people skills.
Zwingend 15
Dick move, OP. But I'd say it is recoverable, just tell them you lost your manners since you've seen them last and laugh it off.
paigexox0 37
Smoooth
Stylux_fml 16
Unless you were trying to go for a completely unrelated cow pun, I fail to see what this comment was trying to achieve
paigexox0 37
I fail to see what this reply has to do with my comment
Stylux_fml 16
Oh, sMOOOth was unintended? Sorry about that :/
Redoxx_fml 22
Wow, I bet you really regret that outburst
SouthernLady12 13
No, I think it was posted on FML because of the pride and joy.
Kamon97 23
That's something that should've stayed in your head OP >.>
jcurry25 6
The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness
False_Stupidity 41
Have you never seen something so shocking that it stuns you so that words just come out before your brain can recover? It could have been a really horrific hair cut. Like a mullet with purple highlights, or worse
cryssycakesx3 22
I'm anxious to know what would be worse...
stevothedevo 25
Looking in a mirror..