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Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
the drawer of opportunity shut on you pretty quick. fyl.
If I were you, I'd stay in bed for today. It's not your lucky day, madame!
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Thursday 23 April 2015