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TODAY AS I TRID TO GET OUT OF BD I GOT MY FOOT TANGLD IN MY SHEETS. I REACHD OUT TO MY DRESSER TO AVOID FALLING FLAT ON MY FACE. I DIDN'T FALL BUT I DID MANAGE TO SMASH MY FINGERS IN THE DRAWER WHILE STILL TRAPPD IN THE SHEETS. FML
the drawer of opportunity shut on you pretty quick. fyl.
If I were you, I'd stay in bed for today. It's not your lucky day, madame!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015