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Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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Well then it's a good thing your husband is not an interior designer because it seems like he's bad at recognizing what is beautiful.

#5 - On 02/22/2014 at 1:59pm by hockeygoalie13

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Maybe he just looked at you like that because he couldn't grasp the concept of what you were saying. Like he was confused and what you said made no sense.

#8 - On 02/22/2014 at 2:02pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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