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As a realtor, I lock every door in the houses I show my clients and don't open them until they agree to purchase the house. It is a very good technique.

kill thrm and wrap their bodies in the drapes. that's a nice little decorating touch that they should enjoy.

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20, the OP sounds like a realtor and will ONLY get paid when she sells a home. FYL OP because those people could have just watched a few episodes of HDTV for that.(:

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realtors get paid whether they sell houses or not, they would just get an extra commission if they sell a house

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Haha. Sounds like something my parents would do… look at houses for sale to get decorating ideas. Maybe they're the couple in this FML. Sorry OP.

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At least the OP found out the couple's ulterior motives instead of following up with them later, cultivating the contact some more, and wasting even more time and energy. But, such are the risks and challenges involved in being a realtor. Perhaps now you know what to look out for. Still, I'd be pretty pissed about the waste of gas.

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Not sure what you mean. I don't concern myself with all that scaremongering. Pretty sure humans are doomed anyway, so I'll just live my life and try to enjoy it to the fullest. What I meant was the waste of my hard-earned money on the gas to drive those people around all day. That's what would piss me off, if anything.

kill thrm and wrap their bodies in the drapes. that's a nice little decorating touch that they should enjoy.

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My dad's a real-estate agent, so I'm pretty sure that driving them around is only PART of the job. They have to sell the house too, so that couple wasted her entire day.

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24 - true but there will eventually be more customers and someone will definitely buy the house

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yeah dude, let's just hope someday something good will turn up for those people

As a realtor, I lock every door in the houses I show my clients and don't open them until they agree to purchase the house. It is a very good technique.

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Your profile is funny! Not everyone is willing to admit that they can sometimes be a "chicken in the hole".

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Sounds like a shitty technique in my opinion. They have to see the house in order to decide if they want to buy it. Now, verifying that your clients are actually buying before you show a house is different, but refusing to show it unless they're already agreeing to buy it is ridiculous.

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This isn't Grand Theft Auto. You go ahead and try that, and when you get fucked up, I do hope we see you again as the OP of an FML. :}

why doesn't she just look at magazines and decide from there, instead of wasting YOUR time! some people in this world are so stupid they should come up with ideas them selves

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