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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49845) - you deserved it (4030)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Why would it even be necessary to kill it?

#1 - On 02/21/2014 at 4:57am by tyler_mcdolan

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Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..

#2 - On 02/21/2014 at 4:57am by Musiclover1482

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