Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.
Grauncho 27
Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.
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HKCgrimmjow 15
Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.
traviscool 12
to which you reply, monopoly?
Ngage953 10
go fish?
jtthegr8 26
This is the kind of game that you just don't wipe, then run out and grab some real quick, and go back to the bathroom and resume your past business. Easily done
LadySalazara 6
Wow! Your dad is hilarious ;)
kenleybunch 15
I've seen a picture somewhere, where they put a roll of duct tape where you usually put the TP and drew the Saw guy's face with "let's play a game." I died laughing.
airhead2015 18
I just wanted to say, I posted the EXACT same FML, but got denied. Same words and everything! I even have proof of the email, lol wtf FML...
incoherentrmblr 21
It's the final countdown!!!...
colby6666 43
This is great.
Grauncho 27
Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm also curious about the other tests the had necessarily preceded this one... Tell me more
Nastorrian 11
OooOOoooooo, I didn't think of that.... AND THE PLOT THICKENS!!
Britterz 12
Like maybe...giving them a butter knife to eat soup?
Sandman366 6
41-Drink it. Eating with a knife in general isn't too tough so long as you're not being stupid.
Helpfulman 17
Hey, at least it's the final one.
airhead2015 18
lol this happened to me a month ago, submitted it to fml (exact same wording), got denied, and now somebody else is happy their repost got through... FML (I even have the email of my denial, lol)
colby6666 43
Yes, as 55 said. But is it really?
Welshite 39
Tear the layers of the paper apart, and you'll end up with two tiny pieces of paper to use.
nubbles10 14
Reading this I can only imagine the ******* mess this might've caused, seeing as the super thin bits of paper would've been torn to shreds, leaving you with shitty fingers (This is not a shitty situation, don't you dare say it)
BradTheBrony 19
And then lick it and press the very edges together to get one slightly-less-tiny piece of paper!
Nastorrian 11
Yes, because I'm sure the OP is still on the pot wondering what to do! Now that you told him that, I'm sure he can finally get off the pot! Silly.
Nastorrian 11
Well let's just hope the OP doesn't (Puts on shades) "Slip through the crack" YYYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Welshite 39
#21: I'm well aware that the situations described in the FMLs have already happened, sometimes by years. That knowledge does not change the fact that I am commenting for the fun of it, and trying to contribute to the absurdity of the situation. It's better than following the current FML trend of becoming an advice column. Silly.
Nastorrian 11
@23: Negative votes for no sense of humor.. Silly
Nyx_fml 23
#23 - I see what you're doing there. You are saying FML is no advice column because you already have the "FML therapist" title, and want to eliminate the competition. Well done!
mea_iloveskiing 26
I want to play a game.
mac8080 7
Oh shit!
noatak 6
That dad sounds awesome.
cyttex 13
I love your parents
Alohabratwurst 11
*Folds it oragami style*
Infinity1337 11
Hey look! A goose!
warsun 27
I don't know....... I see folded paper with shit on it
colby6666 43
I'd have folded it into a larger piece of toilet paper! :P
nubbles10 14
Your dad sounds awesome, wish mine was like this
Honema 16
I strangely like your profile picture..
ThatFancyPenn 18
Your dad, I like him.
AlaskanG 27
That sucks OP, but I'm sure you realize at some point just how hilarious that is. You're dad seems like he has a good sense of humor.