Understandability is quite rare these days.

no, I was going to leave wow because that's the first thought that came to my head, and then I realized how stupid it was to leave just that

He saved himself after making a crappy first comment into a decent first comment. He went over the brink of FML no-no's and came back. Once in a blue moon.

Makes sense then

Oh twitter moms ( or mums like we say in England )

When I was younger a twitter mom/mum was quite a different thing.

worst thing to do with those twitter mums was open the door

But where I am mums are flowers

I thought the saying was "on the rag."

It is a momster

Mom-woman who gave birth/ is legal guardian. Pretty sure that means its a mom

I think what #4 may be trying to say is that the title of 'mom' is more of a term of respect and endearment, as opposed to an earned title, such as 'mother'. It's the equivalent of 'father' vs 'dad'. Just because a woman births a child doesn't make her a 'mom'. And alternatively if a woman does not birth a child but instead adopts or raises another as her own, she is no less of a 'mom'. It takes more than giving birth or getting a woman knocked up to be a mom or dad. And OP's mother doesn't sound like a true 'mom' that deserves the title and the respect that accompanies it. FYL OP, that's very rude and disrespectful of your mother.

....it's a space station.

It's a trap!

#44, Thank you, Captain Obvious Joke-Killer.

@44: Your attempt to look smart kicked you in the butt, didn't it?

#44 the woman who gave birth to me is hardly anywhere near being my mother. The woman who adopted me is my loving mom and always will be.

She's still a bitch regardless...

I think marriage is for better or worse, not child birth.

It's a way of pointing out the subject matter for the less intelligent.

#hashtag

It's even worse that hash tags started working on Facebook. At first they were just plain text. Only a twitter problem. Ughhh.

they are technically called octothorpes

its better that way. #hashtagsareoverated

#ikr

It amazes me how this little "#" symbol seems to get so many people in an uproar. "#" are everywhere for different reasons, notice, even here in front of everyone's number on FML. It expanded its meanings. Why care so much how people chose to use it?

I didn't get that hashtag-thing either. So thanks guys! One last question: Do they make things/topics/names etc. searchable? Or do they really only point out the important keywords/feelings?

#81 In Twitter and Facebook, you can click or search the hashtags and it will show anyone else who had hashtags the same thing. So you can FB or Twitter search #FML and have anyone else who's talked about it.

You start a hashtag if you want to emphasize something about your posting. Like #Under21Cheerleaders. The cool thing is, when more people also use your hashtag in their postings, this becomes a 'trend'. Facebook and Twitter has neat ways to display the biggest 'trends'. Of course, there are people who may go overboard with #hashtags #that #isn't #trendy #but #ends #up #spoiling #the-look-of-their #posting

#oldpeople?

#truestory

Facebook copycatted twitter after realising how popular they were...

It's gotten worse. I've even seen them on YouTube a couple of times recently.

Its on tumblr and instagram too. If you think about it they are useful when looking for a certain something when used right and are not stupid.

I've started to see them on FML...

At least I used mine as a joke I don't know what the hell #35 was doing xD