Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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PSA

By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By kbeavv - 11/02/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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Pepn_Fresh 14

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:25

wow, you'd think your mom would understand

TLIBZ 4

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:26

Seems like she's on her rags too..

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Michael903 18

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:28

Maybe you are cycling together and both of you are not feeling well.

jimmy_poison 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:29

Wow, sounds like you have been acting like a real bitch

emilycardona7 18

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:30

Your mother sounds very pleasant

xerbrus 14

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:30

at least she's proving to be the bigger bitch by posting on Facebook

ZY1431 24

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:36

#horriblemother

ohishkabibble 21

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:37

Jeesh. Your mom sounds like such a wonderful, understanding and mature person... Ugh. Try not to let it get you down, OP! Some people are just jerks and like upsetting others. I'm going to guess that talking to her about how that made you feel isn't really a good option...

doglover100 28

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:42

I think she needs to be reminded that hashtags belong on Twitter not Facebook.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:50

Looks who's talking? Hashtags and Facebook? So fitter or tacebook...

NeneWilliams 8

Thursday 13 February 2014 6:17

How about faceitter

Kateyez_26 13

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:56

Your mom sounds like the real bitch. Why is she telling ppl online your personal business anyway?! Hashtags are #FuckingStupid -_-

FemskyD 26

Tuesday 11 February 2014 20:05

Dont forget to give her THE "internet" talk :p

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