Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML
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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML
Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML
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colton_colton 50
How long had you been waiting in line?
Flowtastic 16
Usually, even when standing in a queue, people do not stand completely still...
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Flowtastic 16
Usually, even when standing in a queue, people do not stand completely still...
GreatGeak 8
usually people don't stand in queue they stand in line.
8313girl 28
Yeah sweetie, they say queue in the UK
invadermaythe1st 35
Calm down, you don't need to prove you're British.
cryssycakesx3 22
lol people rage over a joke for no reason
colton_colton 50
How long had you been waiting in line?
warsun 27
Afew days I think
varlso 8
how does a mannequin "cut in front" of you when it can't move?
Ali_Br_fml 33
OP was standing behind a mannequin thinking it was a person. Someone cut in front of the mannequin and OP. OP confronted the person who cut the line only to realize that they were behind a mannequin, not a person... Hopefully that clarifies it a bit. It was a little confusing.
varlso 8
true, I didnt read it properly :/
SymphonyGrrl 12
Mann, e quin see how that might be embarrassing!
jonjonguapito 15
may the force be with you
Comoke1024 19
I love you.
Nastorrian 11
Just stop while your.. Behind and have a little dignity left.: p
Queen_bee1234 21
#31 At least #4 can spell.
RedPillSucks 31
How can your behind have dignity?
epeeftw 16
I just died a little inside from that pun.
hexo21 13
Op i think its time for some very realistic glasses
LaurenLo 17
I mean, I don't blame OP. Once I went down to the dressing room after a performance, and I said "Scuse me guys!" to some coat hangers that I apparently thought were people when I went to grab my coat. Haha weird things happen when you get tired.
shhhaaarrron 12
Awh it's okay op, just play it off
uhhSavage 22
How do you play off being outsmarted by a mannequin?
cryssycakesx3 22
aw*
Rainhawk94 27
#42 noe won likes an obnoxios gramar nazi
warsun 27
You must become one with the mannequin
Soundslikeothers 15
Did you hold a conversation with this "realistic" mannequin?
arandomusernameaa 20
Don't be stupid... People don't talk in queues.
Nastorrian 11
This was a meme on Ifunny that was featured like two days ago.. Same on Memedroid. Not saying this is not true. just coincidence I guess.
shivamtrivedi 24
Wow, that must've been a hell of a realistic mannequin.
domolovesyoshi 33
I agree also I like your profile picture that (stone) lion is so cool.
Ksweety_fml 27
How can you not tell between a Mannequin and a Human?.. FYL. Lol...