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Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37288) - you deserved it (4828)

On 02/09/2014 at 4:18pm - misc - by Avomitmous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

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He really should have toed you about that.

#9 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:45pm by Senseless_487

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At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)

#5 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:43pm by mea_iloveskiing

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