Miscellaneous: Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to...

By Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML

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By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By lizzard0416 - 30/11/2012 03:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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Monday 10 February 2014 1:45

He really should have toed you about that.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 10 February 2014 1:43

At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)

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mata2 7

Monday 10 February 2014 5:03

I think I just found my next hobby jk. nice if you to clean. Might be best to talk to him. good luck OP

ifunyy 8

Monday 10 February 2014 5:21

At least he didn't save a condom

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 10 February 2014 5:24

You married Howard Hughes?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 February 2014 5:31

I have seen people collect weird things but that belongs is Ripley's Believe It Or Not...unless that's his intention...

Credibleskills 28

Monday 10 February 2014 5:51

thats one insane hoarder.

Selvyys 4

Monday 10 February 2014 5:54

I'm sorry OP. That's pretty nasty.

fuckmylife518 15

Monday 10 February 2014 6:55

I think I speak for at least a couple people when I say...huh? If he's your husband, why have you only been living with him a week, and if you've been living with him and he's your husband, why do you have separate rooms? And on top of all of that, why in God's name would he have a jar of toenail clippings????

Merylwen 24

Monday 10 February 2014 8:16

Some people still wait to be married to move in together. She might still be calling it "his" room if it his flat/house they moved into. I can't answer the toenail clipping question though.