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Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32138) - you deserved it (17033)

On 02/08/2014 at 3:54pm - misc - by fuck you, dad (man) - United States (California)

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At least his mind hasn't aged!

#3 - On 02/08/2014 at 8:17pm by fuckedPriceless

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Well jokes on him if he has to buy you a new phone

#5 - On 02/08/2014 at 8:18pm by swplphlsgois13

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