Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
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Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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BobRoss9 8
Some people are just assholes
Welshite 39
Your* Otherwise you're insulting OP by telling her she's a specific part of a bus driver's posterior region.
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Comments (78)
BobRoss9 8
Some people are just assholes
colton_colton 50
Unfortanately that's the world we live in
rs89 20
^ can't help but remembering this old song "ouh baby baby it's a wiild world..." (performed by cat stevens)
Clay_Pidgeon 11
thank you for that sudden epiphany...
slooby_fml 25
Also performed by Sid Jenkins and company
MomentoMori 23
I'm sorry that your morning didn't go so well. Hopefully the rest of your day was better. :)
imyy 20
Boo freaking hoo, we've had snow and ice in Chicago every day since December...
XSimpleDesignX 18
#43, your point is? Maybe you should be used to it by now. Getting snow all the time hasn't stopped you from bitching. Why can't OP vent about her shitty day?
TheTacoMan 24
Yeah, #43 that kind of a bitch move... I live in Central Florida, and the last few days its been in the 80° range but today it was in the 50° and did I freeze? Yes. It depends where you live, plus you couldn't last a day in 98° weather during June
YourBatteryIsLow 8
lol I kind of think it is funny how people complain about being to hot and to cold... I have both extremes... Many -20 or lower days in winter and many days in the high 90s in the summer (not quite as extreme as some places) but there are climates everywhere that fit anyone wants, it just seems nobody lives in the climate they would like the most.
fallslikedominos 10
Shit you're bus drivers a ******* asshole.
Welshite 39
Your* Otherwise you're insulting OP by telling her she's a specific part of a bus driver's posterior region.
warsun 27
Well #18 at least she tried grammar :)
TheTacoMan 24
#65 I find your comment to be ironic
FMLkoala 28
Maybe the bus driver is "walking on thin ice"
larrena2377 26
More like driving
SgtAssCheeks 21
A bus driver rolls on a road. The wheels of the bus go round and round... round and round...
MomentoMori 23
Your pun sucks.
asc2013 9
Fail.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
report him,,buses have cameras
ohishkabibble 21
What a jerk! Could you maybe call the bus company and complain?
Indianboy9321 25
There snow way you could still walk if you bussed your knee so thank god that didn't happen.
Lanker 17
You're trying too hard.
MomentoMori 23
Busting her knee was never mentioned.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I think that "There snow" was enough.
Indianboy9321 25
I have failed miserably.
warsun 27
*pats indianboy's back* there there....... We all fail at grammar sometimes........ Maybe........
bacon_lover100 11
Did you at least get his license plate? If you did, report him.
arandomusernameaa 20
It's a bus, so provided OP knows the company running the bus she can call in to complain. Using the location and time they could trace it back.
vipirius 18
27. Unless OP's city is anything like mine. Then the times don't matter and the schedules are made up.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@39, that sounds like the rules to Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Duh_0811 17
what a sadistic bastard.
ephebiphobia 4
Gotta love Illinois. Hopefully you weren't terribly hurt.