Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
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Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, after a horrible day at work, I called my wife on the drive home and asked if she could start the kettle so I could have a cup of tea when I got home. She shrieked, "I'm not your maid!" and hung up on me, then threw hot water in my face when I got home. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
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Top comments
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Awwwwww that's the kind of marriage I want
Mynamewontfi 40
Your wife is awesome.
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Comments (98)
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Awwwwww that's the kind of marriage I want
Pleonasm 35
If you really want, I can drench you in cold water free of charge and without the need of jumping through marriage hoops!
JMichael 25
I'm thinking she's going for the fact that they have a fun marriage where they can pick on each other constantly and still love each other at the end of the day.
Freethaawave 19
I really want to know what song OP was trying to sing.
RinkuTheHero 13
I wanna hear him try to sing it.
littlem91 29
Maybe he was singing "Baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby oh, baby baby baby oh..." Would explain the cold water.
hashshim 23
Maybe he was trying to sing Adèle? For as hard as I've tried I've never been able to hit the notes on an Adèle song right. Ever
DntLookBack 29
Clearly it must have been Take On Me by a-ha ;P
Lilxpie 18
For some reason I thought of "You're the one that I want" from Grease. I don't know why.
Freethaawave 19
I could see it being Whitney Houston's version of "And I Will Always Love You"
Mynamewontfi 40
Your wife is awesome.
dingleberrysteve 6
siglehandedly responsible for californias drought *****
Majexs 2
I think California being mostly a desert is responsible for the "Drought".
sempiternal80816 9
What high notes? Are you a bass or something??? I can hit C5's easy if you're trying to hit that.
Pleonasm 35
Does it matter? He isn't you, and this isn't a contest.
JMichael 25
I'm a high tenor and still struggle with a few of the high notes. Not every man has the same voice and can reach notes that you apparently can.
sempiternal80816 9
@27 yeah and I actually avoid anything higher than A#4 now.
laden_swallow09 34
Sempiternal - Nobody cares.
graceinsheepwear 33
That's cause you're 14 and your voice hasn't changed yet.
Priyaroshni 40
It's a bit harder once your balls drop.
sempiternal80816 9
IT HAS CHANGED. I'M PUSHING WAY HARD TO HIT THOSE NOTES ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. SO STOP.
botanistjessica 24
This thread makes me lol.
CaiDog 20
sempiternal- dude you literally commented over ten times on this FML and none of them got thumbed up. Maybe you should take a break
sempiternal80816 9
Why would I call you a fathead???
sempiternal80816 9
That's because these people think my voice hasn't changed. I have a lot of trouble hitting stuff in the 5th octave (they squeak like Vic Fuentes mixed with Danny Worsnop) but I can still do it. Not to mention I'm a high tenor with some really baritone lows.
audreyfml1994 15
She seems a little grumpy.
sempiternal80816 9
Yeah, I think we figured that out already.
FangirlingAlways 14
You would be too if someone was singing at the top of their lungs off pitch.
ChristianH39 30
It's a joke, I'm sure they both laughed about it after. Does make a good FML though
aktail01 10
That's cruel and funny
colton_colton 50
Turn the water cold on her and see if she can hit the high notes
Ngage953 10
I don't think it would end well for OP if he did that.
HammyBear13 8
Dude, that sucks. Either your wife is a bitch, or shes PMSing. Although I think shes just a bitch, because even PMSing women arent THAT mean. Haha.
sempiternal80816 9
What's a PMSing woman? Is it a woman that pee a mess??
HowieDoIt 21
You're on an odd streak of strange comments today.
sempiternal80816 9
#22 Whatever. You don't need to be an asshole about it.
PenguinBitch 43
He wasn't being an asshole about it. Calm your **** missy.
sempiternal80816 9
He was dissing my comments.
nexus1024 4
Nope, you're just being a baby.
HowieDoIt 21
In his defense, I edited my original comment which was more harsh. There's no use in arguing anymore
sempiternal80816 9
#35 You talkin to yourself???
laden_swallow09 34
So, you were getting "dissed" over the Internet by a stranger you'll never meet. Boo-feckin'-hoo. Don't you have some homework you need to do, kid? You don't even know what it means to be an asshole. THIS is being an asshole. THIS is being condescending and criticizing your worthless nonsense comments. You'd better get used to it quick, because I guarantee you'll be getting a lot more of it even worse than this.
graceinsheepwear 33
Sempiternal hasn't had the health talk about menstruation yet. Soon though, right? Maybe next term?
sempiternal80816 9
I don't take Sex Ed.
sempiternal80816 9
Whats so strange about me trying to make you LOL on a site made for laughs and crappy lives???
Dthsapprntc 23
Wow, 11 coments on one FML and not one of them has upvotes. I don't know if that is a rcord or not, but someone give this guy a reward, like a "How to get upvotes for dummies" book or something. Yeah, I know. Crude and stupid comment by me. Bring on the thumbs, I can take it. Edit: Yipes, all the comments went away....
dangerkneener 4
lmaoo thats so cute
sarcasticlover 30
hahaha....that's ok...guys aren't meant to have a high pitch really!!! your wife does seem very particular abt all this though :p
TheComedyAudio 29
Start singing Bitch Came Back by Theory of a Deadman
sempiternal80816 9
That song is funny.