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Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48732) - you deserved it (5681)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

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Politely give him a parcel of food and ask him to leave. Then make sure there isn't anything funky in your car..

#1 - On 01/14/2014 at 6:54am by RenoTheRhino

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That's some scary shit :-(

#2 - On 01/14/2014 at 6:54am by froggyjade

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