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Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45543) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

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Sounds like your parents are insane, OP.

#1 - On 01/12/2014 at 7:19pm by pepsiisgross

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Shakin your butt butt probably isn't going to help with your BO.

#3 - On 01/12/2014 at 7:21pm by Gixie

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